Monday, 14 November 2011

Tyre Roar joins Car Throttle

I haven't entirely forgotten about this blog! In fact, to an extent it has served its purpose, allowing my motoring writing to become noticed online and getting me bigger, better, professional gigs. The latest avenue this has opened up for me is becoming a News Editor for
Do head over and check out the site, it's regularly updated by its team of young motoring writers, based across three continents and brimming with video and written reviews, news, and opinion, especially directed at younger drivers. If that sounds like your brand of vodka, have a read through, and to stay really on top of the game, follow @CarThrottle on Twitter.

Obviously, what with juggling a final year university degree, writing for CarThrottle, and Gridlock Magazine, the blog has had to take a bit of a back seat, but it'll still be kept going, with the posts that are maybe too controversial for elsewhere, and any chances I get to snoop round machinery laid on by Ben Barry of Car Magazine.

In the meantime, switch over to and have a look what we're up to. All comments welcome.

Sunday, 23 October 2011

Fading Light, Ropey Camera - Action

As promised, here's a bit of a special edition Tyre Roar post. Some of you may remember my lucky snoop around a BMW 1 Series M Coupe in this post a few weeks ago, courtesy of Ben Barry of Car Magazine. Well, recently I was at it again, dashing round the corner on a reliable tip off from my father : "that writer chap's got some new 911 Porsche parked up."

Cheers, Dad. Turns out the weekend wheels for Mr Barry were a Carrera White Porsche Cayman R, the very one you can see featured in my impromptu videos below.

Here's my disclaimer. Having again been allowed free reign to delve into a special car, I thought it a decent opportunity to record some thought on video for the blog. I'm well aware the end results are not of Top Gear sheen or Chris Harris quality, and that turfing a lad who owns a 14 year old Ford into a contender for one of the cars of 2011 does lead to much tongue-twisting and finding oneself getting carried away. This particular example incidentally, via intensive research on the Porsche configurator, works out somewhere in the region of £57k, from what I could spot.

Anyway, check them out, enjoy, and comment back.

And if you want to see this very car in action, alongside the very same 1M also featured in Tyre Roar (in a far more professional video, it must be said) then do check out this official Car Magazine clip presented by Mr Generous himself, Car's road test editor Ben Barry, right this way...

Tuesday, 11 October 2011

Ten Thousand Thank You's

A quick scroll down to the bottom of the page will show you that Tyre Roar recently soared past 10,000 worldwide hits.

This is nothing more than a quick post to say cheers to everyone who has dropped by, and thanks to those who keep coming back to sift through my inane motoring ramblings. Tyre Roar has reached every populated continent on the planet, which is rather humbling, and very impressive. The internet truly is what you make of it.

There's a rather special edition post to celebrate 10k coming in the next couple of days, and there's a little clue of the star of the show, as it were, on the right for you.

Please leave your comments or hit me up on Twitter if you'd like to take me to task on anything about the site, I'd love to hear from any readers. I know you're out there, the site counts you for me, (he said, going all George Orwell.) Do get in touch!

Here's to the next ten thousand, and after that, fifty, and a this space.

Monday, 10 October 2011

Red Bull: Gives You Wins

Ironically, Sebastian Vettel managed to not win the Japanese Grand Prix last weekend. That honour went to McLaren's Jenson Button, the only man who stood a chance of foiling Vettel's title hopes in the latter stages of this year.
Win F1 title. Receive free trainers. That's the life.

Button may have gallantly done everything he needed to do, playing his part in getting the win, and getting one over Vettel for the contentious barge he received off the line, but it was a hollow victory, a case of winning the Suzuka battle, but losing the championship war.

So how do we analyse Seb's record back-to-back world titles, aged just 24? Taking nothing away from the chap himself, who has proved vastly more mature and consistent than last year, the season has been rendered something of an anticlimax.

To Vettel's side of the Red Bull garage, that matters not one iota. Their best-case scenario is to put the championship to bed as soon as possible. Having seen off the pesky McLaren, Red Bull can pour resources into next year's car, allowing aero deity Adrian Newey to knuckle down way in advance of the winter break, and set about manipulating air to do his bidding in a way that no other team seems to have a hope of replicating. The smart money must be on Red Bull to make it a hat trick next year. Mine is.

But has the season been an anti-climax for fans? In part yes, as it's been wrapped up with 4 rounds still to go, just like in the bad old days when Schumacher was a dot on the horizon and television audiences were leaving in their droves. And in truth, the result hasn't really been in doubt since late spring, such has been the dominance of the young German, able in 2011 to convert scintillating qualifying pace into race wins, an absent trait which was very nearly his downfall in 2010.

We've been spoiled in recent years with photo finishes for the driver's title. Hamilton taking it from a celebratory Massa on the penultimate corner, of the final lap, of the final race, of 2008. Button doing just enough to get Brawn past the post, also at Interlagos, in 2009. And then Vettel coolly taken his maiden world title under the lights of Abu Dhabi less than 12 months ago.
Lewis imagines facing Felipe in a boxing ring...
So, (he said bitterly) we've been robbed of a Hollywood conclusion to what has been a fine season, but therein lies the real point.

...and that's the most overtaking a HRT has done this year.
Despite one German leading the rest of the field on a merry chase like the Pied Piper, this has still been a great spectator's season for the viewer. Hamilton's shares in bodywork repair, ill-advised Sasha Baron Cohen quotes in interviews, Massa and Maldonado's pantomime dislike of the aforementioned, some spectacular accidents, KERS, and DRS; every race, with the possible exception of the European GP at the god-awful Valencia circuit, has had intrigue, controversy, and entertainment. For that, Formula One should be proud.

(It should also bloody well stay on BBC, but that's another can of energy drink entirely...)

Therefore, let's not begrudge Vettel his one fingered salute to being the best of the best. I may have preferred one of the chaps in the silver Woking machines to swipe it from under his nose, just as Button did so brilliantly in Canada, but Sebastian Vettel is undeniably a fabulous driving talent, a sporting gentleman, a mature young man, a credit to the sport, and a bright (and rather terrifying) prospect for the future. Well done Mr Vettel.

Give 'Kinky Kylie' a kiss from Tyre Roar.

There'll be a full F1 in 2011 review, with the best funnies from year, up on Tyre Roar once the season is over, so stay tuned for that...


Thursday, 6 October 2011

The Only Way Is up!

A predictable title for a hopefully unpredictable post. You see, my 2011 Frankfurt Motor Show star, the car I craved most coverage of, and have found myself wanting to own most, was not the Ferrari 458 Spider, or Lamborghini Gallardo Super Duper Ultimate Trofeo. Good cars undoubtedly, but neither they, nor the Ford Fiesta ST or facelifted Twingo RenaultSport were the exhibits which caught my attention. That rather minor honour goes to the Volkswagen up!, and the GT up! in particular.

(NB: I'll play along with VW's poor grammar game of lower-case 'u' and mid sentence exclamation mark for now, but it really isn't big or clever. Also take note, Kia pro_C'eed, and the other punctuation misusers.)

So, why does the up! fascinate me, and more importantly, make me want to own one? Simply, it's the first ever car I can see myself buying, brand new. Not when it first arrives early next year in the UK, but in a few years time, with a bit of luck.

The production car may have lost the concept's rear engine and RWD layout (how ironic if it had kept it while the new Beetle stays front engined/front drive) but it retains the crucial character and philosophy, which was nail-on-head from the word go.

It's very small, but still spacious enough to not fall into the flawed trapdoor the Toyota iQ languishes in, pretending to be a four seater. It weighs less than 1000kg, and retains all the benefits of lightweight with 'big-car' safety features.

Naturally, the up! I like the most is the sporty GT concept, which looks like the natural successor to the rare and rather desirable Lupo GTi of a few years back. Rumours are that a sporty up! to sit as an entry level baby in the GTi range could get a 1.0l triple cylinder petrol engine with 98bhp. Given that a 3 pot Citroen C1 or Toyota Aygo can actually sound a bit rorty when revved, a nicely sorted VW lump would be, well, the business. And with only 999cc's powering 900kg, it should be feasibly cheap to run, for a mini warm hatch.

In short, it looks right, has a great image, great badge, spot-on design thinking, and is easily aspired to by young 'uns like me who wish hot hatches, and small cars in general, hadn't gotten so big, heavy and overcomplicated.

Volkswagen, please make the GT up! Keep it simple, realistic to insure, well priced, and you'll have a fabulous new People's Car on your hands. I'll be at the front of the queue. (or will settle for a press demonstrater...)

Monday, 26 September 2011

Give Me Five

While the world has been mesmerised by the automotive Second Coming that is the F10 BMW M5, there's been far less attention paid to another, perhaps altogether more important new 5 Series. Naturally, the 520d EfficientDynamics doesn't have the heritage, the lineage, the folklore to live up to, but away from super saloon madness, in the tooth and nail fight of company car fleets, it's the undisputed king.

So here's a simple question? Which Five would you rather have?
Is it just me that really likes those lo-drag alloys?
As with most car comparisons, that which isn't subjective (styling, badge kudos) comes down to simple a Top Trumps numbers game, and as far as performance is concerned, the M5, as you'd hope, has it by a country mile.

520d ED
4395cc V8, Twin-turbocharged petrol
1995cc In-line 4 cyl, turbocharged, diesel
552 brake horsepower @ 6000rpm
182 brake horsepower @ 4000rpm
501 lb/ft @ 1500rpm
280 lb/ft @ 1750-2750rpm
4.4 seconds
8.2 seconds
Top Speed
155mph (limited)
190mph (limited) with cost option M Driver package

The 520d is trounced by the M5 in the speed stakes, thanks to the latter's comparatively enormous engine. However, given that the 520d has almost half the torque, and less than one-third the power of the M5, it's still an easily adequate performer. Its top speed of 144mph is competitive and safe for autobahn commutes where many will no doubt find a home, while its sprint to 62 betters its direct turbodiesel rivals from Audi, Jaguar and Mercedes. Furthermore, it'll be drinking a damn site less fuel than the lot of them while it's at it.

Here's where the M5 starts to come unstuck against its humble sister, in the just-as-important 'everyday' stakes.
CO2 Emissions
Economy (claimed)
Base price

Just as the 520d gave a good account of itself out of its comfort zone, in the performance fight, the M5 makes an effort to appeal to head as well as heart. It is the cleanest, greenest M5 ever, thanks to its move to  forced induction. And while journalists have complained than even under light load, the engine never gets close to achieving its 28 mpg promise, you'd have to assume the 520d is guilty of similar frugality optimism, as are all new cars.

So there's the figures, now a return to the initial question: which 5 would you have? Yes, this is in all but a handful of ways, a total non-comparison, but after the cars were launched mere days apart, their shared presence in all this week's magazines and websites is nothing if not thought provoking. So allow me to play devil's advocate.

In a world teetering on the brink of financial oblivion (again), committing to running a two tonne machine with a 20mpg everyday thirst is a risk that, in £1.35 a litre Britain, looks about as secure as a UBS investment portfolio. The 520d, despite its 10 litre shallower fuel tank, can achieve well over double the M5's potential range, having cost less than half as much to buy. According to reviews, it'll still be vaguely entertaining, if not a full on 'Ultimate Driving Machine', and it'll certainly be less hard on tyres, brakes and suspension thanks to a 300kg advantage next to the M5.

If you crave the M5's aggressive snout and sills, you'll have to settle for the non-Efficient Dynamics 520d, which BMW will fit with the M Sport pack, giving your rolling juxtaposition the deep chin spoiler, big wheels, and flared skirts that adorn the range topper. You lose quad tailpipes, the nasty chromed wing vent, and the choice of garish press demonstrator blue paint, but can still have a paddleshift transmission and sports suspension. Interestingly, the parsimonious ED version is manual only. Interaction and involvement with a the driving experience, in a modern eco car? Who'd have thought it..?

The F10 M5 is no doubt a wonderful car. It'll be in the running for a trophy cabinet's worth of Car of the Year prizes, and assert itself over the E63 AMG, XFR and RS6 as the super saloon benchmark. As Clarkson will  certainly note for the umpteenth time, 'there has never been a bad M5.'

But in making neccessary concessions to efficiency, the M5 has certainly lost a thimbleful of its aura. It was never going to compare well to the flawed but legendary V10 car it replaces, as with the rose tints on, that car will be one of the all time great four door supercars. Given that the 520d ED could be had as an estate, or Tourer in BMW speak (while the M5 won't, given the poor sales of the last one), play at being sporty, and not break the bank to run, I wonder if the M5 may lose perhaps a couple of sales throughout its lifespan, to the non-alcoholic enemy within.

Or will there be a true solution for eco-minded M addicts, through the rumoured diesel M5? A 4 litre twin turbo oil burner, superior torque and economy to its petrol sister, and four wheel drive is all muted for the black pump car. If it materialises, hopefully it'll sidestep BMW's increasingly peculiar naming strategy. 'M5' is a lot better than '550d M xDrive ED' or the like.

Now may I refer you to the brilliant Steve Sutcliffe of Autocar, with what is, so far, the M5 review.

Sunday, 25 September 2011

Let's Hear It For The Boys

..and the girls too, of course. This is actually intended as a thank you/well done post, to all the motoring journalists present at Frankfurt who did such an sensational job of reporting from the mammoth show.

Not all that long ago, motor shows were events to avoid on automotive websites. The sheer volume of new content being rushed up was hard to follow, untidy, and frankly unattractive. The online side of matters has really come of age now however, with 'best of' galleries, walk-around video clips and incisive concept analysis all prevalent on the big sites. Special mentions should go to Auto Express, the ever-excellent Autocar, Car Magazine, and Evo, who all used video snippets to great effect.

The single biggest revelation came in the useage of social media though, via Twitter specifically. As I read through the feed, noting hacks taking their seats at events such as the Volkswagen Group presentation, I was hugely jealous to be missing out on the big reveals. It's exactly where I want to be, professionally. Yet the quick-fire use of smartphones to instantly Tweet news as it was spoken, together with pictures live from the event, interspersed with witty analysis titbits from the journos themselves, made for an immersive, inclusive experience. Far from privatising, or isolating the event, the way in which the new medium of Twitter was embraced and exploited was well judged and, well, welcome!

Sincere gratitude then, to the boys and girls of Britain's finest motoring publications, who did themselves proud at Frankfurt, with fresh, entertaining, informative coverage. It really was the Top Gear antidote of automotive journalism.

The video featured below is my personal favourite example of what I've been appraising. A clearly impromptu yet impeccably delivered round up of the individual concepts and wider issues present at the 2011 Frankfurt Motor Show, courtesy of the guys at Car Magazine. Well done, chaps.


Thursday, 22 September 2011

New Look, New Posts - But Still The Same TR

As you can see, Tyre Roar has had a bit of a freshen up as it approaches its 10 month birthday. Hopefully the added width of the page will make for less scrolling for you guys, and more space to cram content, high res pictures and HD clips straight onto the blog. It's also a lot less grey! Please leave comments at the bottom of this post or on my Twitter to let me know what you think, and how the site can be improved further.

The main new feature is the Garage, where I'll be running my own mini fleet report like you'll find in most car magazines. My personal long termer 'fleet' may only consist of one car, but it's a good 'un, so keep your eyes peeled for occasional updates on the welfare of my Ka, and news regarding the rest of the family motors.

Finally, do head over to Gridlock Magazine, and have a good look around the new issue, getting stuck into the superb free content and competitions. There's four new articles up this week by myself under the motoring tab, so check it out and see what you think.



No Hurry In EV By Murray

Forgive me for inflicting one more scar on an already broken record, but pure speed is by no means the be all and end all of any sports orientated car. Right, now I've said that, I'm going to pretty much contradict it completely,  but I think there's a valid point here.

Gordon Murray Design, headed by the legendary father of the McLaren F1, has shown off its electrically powered creation, the Teewave AR.1. Commissioned by Toray Industries as a showcase for complete carbon construction in cars, it's an Elise sized two seated with onboard battery power, double wishbone suspension, and an 850 kg kerb weight, which is commendable given a quarter of that mass is provided by typically hefty batteries.

So why the slight tone of moan? Well, despite this being a simple prototype, with no production plans or viability, I slightly resent the pitch of this car as anything sporty. Yes it is light, but the unchanged 63bhp powertrain from a Mitsubishi iMiev gives it performance that would only marginally outstrip my 13 year old Ford Ka. 11.4 seconds to 60mph - that's not pacey by any stretch of the imagination.

As convincingly pointed out to my on Twitter by motoring journalist and nice chap Antony Ingram (well worth a follow @antonyingram), the 100+ mile range is impressive, but I stand by my response. A sports car should always put performance at least slightly ahead of practicality, else it forgoes its raison d'etre. And you don't build a car out of carbon fibre and put its power behind the driver unless it has at least a modicum of sporting pretensions.

Now as I've said, this isn't going to go on sale, it's merely a technical exercise. The reason the Teewave makes me uneasy is that unless there is a seismic shift away from the electrification of motoring, this could be the future for affordable sports cars, like the Elise and MX-5. Not in the next decade, but in maybe 20 years, i.e. when a lad like me might just about to be able to own one.

I'm aware that to criticise a Gordon Murray project through the medium of Tyre Roar is hardly gallant, it's verging on blasphemy, as the man is a bona fide genius, an automotive tour de force. I just hope that manufacturers of tomorrow won't settle for those kind of figures when the electric sports car becomes the must have model in the line-up, just as the soft-roader SUV has been during the last decade.

 Oh, and as I've ranted mentioned on Tyre Roar before, can someone please design a properly good looking EV? The AR.1 just isn't my cup of Tee. Sorry.


Thursday, 15 September 2011

Defender's Own Goal

There can be no doubt that the Land Rover Defender needs replacing. Even design bosses at the company know that the weight of affection for the 63 year old icon cannot outweigh its shortcomings, as chief Gerry McGovern concedes:

"Today's Defender is a fantastic machine but it has many faults: it is hard to build, not very space efficient, the driving position is cramped, it's  not very comfortable for passengers, and so on. We have to replace it."
Newly conglomerated into an official joint effort and the world's youngest car company, Jaguar Land Rover has an unenviable task in trying to please the core markets of the Defender while modernising it necessarily. There are also the legions of worldwide fans to consider, who despite never having owned a Defender, see the car as very much part of the automotive landscape, and to interfere with its core principles is abject blasphemy. Some paradox...
The DC100 concepts have certainly got people talking, but is all publicity really good publicity? Debate over the futuristic moon-buggy alike concept has been fierce.

Of course, these are only initial design studies, and the real 2015 production car will surely not ride on 22" rims with low profile rubber, but these show car cues are unnecessary on a Land Rover. They enhance the toy-like stance and, when combined with some of the frontal detailing, lend impressions of a pimped Skoda Yeti. The Yeti may be an excellent car but it surely isn't aesthetically worthy of Land Rover plagiarism.

It's very easy to pick holes in the DC100 concepts, since the current, long standing Defender is held in such high regard, but I do think Land Rover have sullied their achievements with the on board off roader technology, and simple hose down interior, with needless shouty styling. The car was always going to be one of the stars of the Frankfurt show; new Defenders don't come along, well, ever, and there was no possibility of it being forgotten about.

The roofless DC100 Sport is a waste of time; Land Rover have the Evoque and Range Rover Sport for totally road biased and fashion conscious customers. A yellow drop-top Landie isn't going to impress the brand faithful any more than it is likey to fit in outside the best restaurant in town. Step away from the Hummer tribute act. 

The Sport iteration was intended to demonstrate the flexibility of the new car, but with around 30 versions of the Defender currently produced, a flatbed, station wagon, or even ambulance or armed forces version would have, in my humble opinion, been a more fitting showcase for the continuation of the Defender's jack-of-all-trades ability.
 The Defender is, as always has been, a bit of a Swiss Army Knife of a car. I for one hope that the next time a glimpse into its valuable future is unveiled, we're treated to something a bit less blunt.
Does that look super-imposed to you? 
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Winging It

The first of my Frankfurt Motor Show related posts is directed at just one of hundreds of cars there present, and oddly, not a particularly new one. The (deep breath) Lamborghini Gallardo LP570-4 Super Trofeo Stradale is a new model, but it's quite clearly based on the familiar Gallardo architecture we've known since 2003.

Moan all you like that it's another iteration of an ageing car, ripe for replacement, but special editions have managed to keep the car reasonably fresh while the Aventador was being readied. The Gallardo is now so relatively ancient it's being talked about in motoring circles with the old clichés as 'hairy-chested throwback', and 'one of the old school.' Given that it's not as dynamically polished as a 458 or MP4-12C, the Lambo charm is a valuable hand to hold.

The new version had potential, however, to really inject a shot of intravenous adrenaline into the Gallardo, and stick a last ditch challenge to its Modenese nemesis before it dies. A road car inspired by the fastest one-make race series in the world, the Super Trofeo. Sounds interesting.

The first mistake, brought about by careless rewording of the press material, has been to call the Super Trofeo for the Stradale (street) a road-going version of the racing car, because it simply isn't. It isn't set up as racing car then converted for domestic use, it's a normal Gallardo SuperLeggera with choice additions to liken it to the racing cars. In other words, a Lamborghini take on the Challenge Stradale and Scuderia Ferrari has made a mint of in recent years.

Upon investigating just how extensive these choice additions reach in creating the dramatically named newcomer, the list isn't that long. There are supposedly lighter wheels, more carbon fibre inserts inside and out, and a rear aerofoil almost identical to that of the racing cars themselves. Admittedly, that's a cool feature; akin to the use of a racing crank in the Porsche 911 GT3 RS 4.0

However, there's no token 10bhp increase on the engine, it's the same 562bhp unit from the SuperLeggera. The brakes are also of identical spec to the SuperLight. And if you search hard enough, there's evidence that the 'racecars robotised six speed e-gear transmission', present in the STS, is the very same as that in situ in the SL, and the cooking LP560, for that matter.

And then there's the weight conundrum. We're used to lightened supercars having nice round mass losses, usually of 100kg or so. (Murcielago SV, Audi R8 GT, 430 Scuderia off the top of my head.) Yet the quoted dry mass for the STS is 1340kg, unchanged to the gramme from the SuperLeggera.

Lightened supercars are often singled out for abuse from the 'why pay more to get less' brigade. You've got either be a real enthusiast, or extremely vain, to opt for the cynically hardcore version and accept inherent compromises. Yet the Super Trofeo Stradale, commanding around £20,000 more than the already fettled SuperLeggera, gets double the downforce from a larger wing, and very little else besides. No doubt all 150 built will sell at a canter, but doesn't the venerable Gallardo deserve a little more innovation. Instead of being a fitting swansong, a la RS 4.0), it's just another Gallardo limited edition. Pity, no?

Praise be that the sub 100kg, sub 3s - 60mph Sesto Elemento is seeing the light of production, at a price. Now, if only there was a road-going version...


Tuesday, 30 August 2011

Afternoon With An M

Car spotting can brighten up the most mundane of journeys, but it's a tricky business. Catching a glimpse of something exotic is about the best you can hope for while driving.

Even if you do happen across a rare, special set of wheels, you can't be seen to stop and stare at it while it's parked up, for fear of friends and strangers instantly judging you a car nerd, as you incessantly pour over the details in front of you. Car spotting has to be a subtle, fleeting experience. Anyway, chances are anything special enough to warrant stopping passers by in their tracks will be so rare that they're hardly seen at all.

Take the BMW 1 Series M Coupé. Despite being based on the humble 1 Series, BMW have only built 450 examples, meaning there's only 51 more 'out there' than there are Ferrari Enzos.

I was really keen to catch one in the metal, since, as previous Tyre Roar visitors will know, I was never convinced by the 1M's styling. After it being one of the most exciting new cars of 2011, the reveal of the fussy front and dumpy tail bookending over-inflated flanks let it down somewhat.
And then I saw one. Coming home from work, in the small hours of a dewy summer morning, I pulled off the main road towards my house and there, under the glow of suburban streetlights, with icy water dripping off its muscles, was a Valencia Orange 1M. The very long termer currently being put through its paces by CAR Magazine, published in Peterborough, just a short schlep up the A1 from me.

Having crawled by the car as slow as I dared to take it all in, I decided to try a cheeky Tweet at Ben Barry, road test editor of CAR and neighbour of mine, to see if he'd mind me inviting myself over and having a good poke round what is one of the cars of the moment. Despite his packed pre-Frankfurt schedule, I was welcomed to pop up the road and check out the baby M, and, as offers you can't refuse go, having a private tour of a brand new M car by a professional motoring journalist isn't a bad way to spend an afternoon.
I'lll clear one thing up straight out of the blocks. The 1M looks massively better in the flesh than in the pictures. On a day which quickly turned from bright sunshine to drizzly rain, the paintwork looked great, as did the the sharp crease along the shoulder line, and those wonderful blistered wheelarches.

They're so exaggerated, in the way they seem to pop out of the side, the car looks like a Transformer straight out of Michael Bay's imagination; perhaps one that's frozen midway through transition, leaving the wheels, and chin, straining to be released from the bodywork. The fake wing vent is a bit of a sell out, but all other bases are covered: perfect stance, four shotgun barrel 'pipes, raised bootlid, and yet not at all aftermarket in appearance.

It's so much more special than the dumpy 1 Series, and it marries the corporate M Division design cues with a genuine sense of fun in the way it looks. Very impressive stuff. Needless to say, the M3 CSL-alike multispoke wheels, deliciously dished on the rear, add to the squat, taut proportions and give the 1M a rather racey demeanour.

Mr Barry kindly let me have a explore the interior as well. If anything were to let the 1M down on showroom appeal, apart from the plastic shroud masking the twin turbo straight six, it'd be the very much standard 1 Series interior, only marginally lifted with some alcantara and orange stitching highlights. Yet as I settled myself in the driver's seat, clinched by the generous bolsters in the small of my back, I warmed to its stark functionality. It's not a surprise-and-delight interior, but it's not distracting either. It's a well built, tactile environment in which driving is enjoyed, but it still plays a strong practicality hand. I didn't even think the much-maligned steering wheel was the uncomfortably bloated item I'd been led to believe it was.
Also, from inside or out, the 1M is a wonderfully compact car. Sitting inside, cocooned between the high waistline and looking out over the sueded dial binnacle, the bonnet swells out in front, while a look over the shoulder shows the pert little lip on the boot right over the end of the car.

I can imagine this making the 1M extremely easy to place and manage on the road, whether parking or attacking a B road on boost. With the controls falling easily to hand inside and the extremities easily reined in, the 1M gives off such an impression of usability, it's easy to see why the UK allocation has sold out entirely. As a one size fits all car for a couple or small family with petrolhead tendencies, it's a blinding package.

Enormous thanks to my friendly local motoring journalist, Mr Ben Barry, for giving over his time and enthusiasm to let me indulge myself in his weekend runabout, and providing the rare opportunity of a fully satisfying car spotting session.

I really appreciate immersing myself in the aura of an M car for an hour, and having soaked up all that oozes from its caricatured physique (all while stationary at the side of the road) I have to agree with Mr Barry's three word verdict on the 1M:

"It's very good."

If you're now hungry for a bit more 1M, follow @JethroBovingdon on Twitter, the current lucky custodion of YH11 FXC. You can also read about his updates on the car with CAR Magazine here. May I also heartily recommend you follow @IamBenBarry while you're at it.
Time for one final shot, and fittingly, we'll have the 1M literally bursting off the page:

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